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[Paige420]

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me and my older brother would both climb into a box and send ourselves down hurling down the stairs until we hit the wall.. we'd do it again to turn the corner, and would be sent flying into the wall at the bottom of the stairs. we could hear mom yelling frum the upstairs kitchen telling us that one day we would go right thru the wall. *L*


i have 2 dog's. a miniature siberian husky, and a rottweiler/ pittbull X named D.O.G

they're the cutest dogs *VBS

[*Leo the Lioness*]

*LMAO*@ your stories......man this is funny shit *L

and HEY XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX!!!!.....i've been forgetting to do that too, so now i dont feel so bad *LOL......hey, if you ever wanna contact me, email me Leo_the_Lioness2@ hotmail.com, cuz i'm rarely in the pool these days, and my online time has been less and less or different times......if you have AIM or yahoo, i'd love to add you.......my ICQ isn't up much lately, otherwise i'd offer that, but i'm thinking of just binning it altogether cuz it gives me sheeeeeit!

anyway.....i have a favorite aunt i'd like to mention right about now.....i already mentioned her on my board, but so what, she's worth repeating *G

my aunt Sue is my mother's youngest sibling, and there are 6 of them.....from the time i can remember, she's been more than just my aunt, she's been one of my best friends, my cheerleader, treating me even better than a daughter, since there wasn't ever any of those issues lotsa moms n daughters have

every time i move out of where i'm living, there she is, helping out, pitching in, COOKING for me/us so we wouldnt have to deal with that or order out for junk food......all without me having to ask, she's just there....

right now i'm in the process of moving into my first house (that isn't owned by someone else), and lo and behold, there she is, travelling this dangerous highway a half hour each way, just to come down here and help me pack, move, do laundry, clean, take care of the kids, etc.......you name it, she does it, as well as giving me things i could use, like spare tools, clothes racks, shelves, even going so far as to buy me things......and it isn't like i can't buy them myself either

never in my life have i met a more giving, loving, genuine person.....i call her my angel, cuz that's exactly how it feels, as if she's my Guardian Angel come to Earth *L

yesterday we had a serious heart-to-heart about a lot of things pertaining to me, her, and our family/families......and when she left, i hugged her, thanked her (yet again) and i was so overwhelmed with emotion for this woman, i had to turn away and go back inside real quick, cuz if she'd seen i was getting teary-eyed, she would've stayed longer than she could afford, just to make sure i was feeling better before she left *L

how's that for blood?......i can only hope that i can end up being to someone else, even just a fraction of what that woman's been to me throughout my entire life.....

[~Genie~]

Ok, this is some funny shit! My Uncle Dennis, and Uncle Bob, are two of the funnest people I have ever met! They are two divorced and now single men in their 40's! They insist on getting drunk for family dinners, and even family dinners in the restaurnats. At restaurants, they both hit on the waitresses like crazy! And I dont know how or why, but usually I am the one that ends up having to sit between them. They have burping contests, and usually trying to see who can crack on the other the worst! They are funny as hell. And forget about the holidays!! *L* Thanksgiving and Christmas Dinners are usually like a comedy club with them two around! One will sit there after Thanksgiving dinner and tell the other, "im too drunk to get up and get the remote to the tv, why dont you do it." Then they sit there arguing over who is gonna get their lazy, drunk ass up, to get the remote to change the channel so that they can channel surf! Usually one of the women have to come in out of the kitchen to hand them the remote to stop the really bad outloud arguing. Then all you hear between the farting, the burping and the cussing, is the channle on the t.v changing every 2 seconds! *LOL*

[Mystic(F)uel]

ok...now THIS is my kinda topic...i have a million hilarious stories...my brothers are kind of idiotic...*G*

i remember one time we had a bees nest up in the attic. my dad & my brother decided to go up & get it down. so my dad put on all these clothes to cover up & was ready to go. my brother, on the other hand, had clothes on every inch of his body. he put on gloves & duct taped them to his sweatshirt, he duct taped his pants to his boots, he duct taped around his waist so his shirt wouldn't lift up & show some skin. he was wearing a hooded sweatshirt with the hood up, and do ya'll remember those strainers that you held in yer hand, with the handle...kinda looked like a tennis racket with a net?? well he had one of those on his face, handle sticking straight up in the air, duct taped to the hood of his sweatshirt. it was the funniest thing i ever saw. and then they're up there in the attic crawlin' around, my brother screamin' like a girl everytime a bee came near him, shootin' at 'em with a Windex bottle full of gasoline. *LMMFAO* oh shit...just rememberin' brings tears to my eyes...

or then...my brother is a little bit obsessive compulsive...the thing that gets him is eyebrows. if yer eyebrows are messed up, he absolutely cannot stand it. so we do it on purpose, wet our fingers, call his name, and when he looks over, run our fingers over our eyebrows backwards so they get all messed up. *LOL* we do it to his kids...when they were babies..we'd mess up there eyebrows & send them out to see Daddy. *giggles* if someone on TV comes on & they have really really bad eyebrows, he literally has to change the channel...

or then there's Christmas morning...it's been tradition since we were kids that we always get socks & underwear from our parents...and the rule is that you hafta put yer underwear on yer head...*L* Xmas morning, bunch of half dressed people, wearing their new underwear on their heads like a hat...

or truth or dare...my brother can't STAND to hear that his sisters have sex lives...so we go camping, get him a bit tipsy, then make him play truth or dare so we can tell him AAAALLLLLLL about it. he freaks out.

damn...when did THIS turn into a book...i'll think of more & get back to ya'll...

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M&M Twins Rule!! *grinz*

[Xenia]

that was great shit mystic!!!!

[Paige420]

my brother had found an old can of blue spray paint at the rail road crossings... so he takes it home, an he's got his face right over it, jamming this pin into the tip to unclog it an the thing explodes right into his face... he came running through the house covered in blue spray paint, we still have a blue mark on the wall frum where he ran into it an fell down *L*

[*Leo the Lioness*]

*dying laughing at all these great stories*

man, thank you so much for sharing this stuff, you guys......keep 'em coming *G

[Chilly]

Leo's Aunt is just like my grandmother. She has always been there for me thru the good times and the bad. Never judges me, just accepts me for who i am. She is 85 and acts like shes 18. She still drives 75 on the highway! *L* At a family picnic a few weekends ago, she was riding ATV with my brother. My dad was having a heartattack at her antics. *L* She stills climbs trees with my kids when we visit her. (hopes my dad never sees that! *L*) I only hope i can be half as great a person as my grandmother is. *VBS* LOVE YA GRANDMA!!!

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I am who I am and if you don't like me the way I am...TOUGH SHIT *S*

[Mystic(F)uel]

another brother story...when he was younger, he was in the bathroom, and my older sister hears him say "this stuff doesn't work..." she looks over & he's got a tube of Vagisil in his hand. he said "i had this itch on my arm & put some of this on it & it didn't work." go figure...

[*Leo the Lioness*]

*laughing too hard*......oh god it hurts *holding stomach*